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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
 
Akash Vaidya
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
 
Akash Vaidya
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other.
 
Akash Vaidya
Politics, it seems to me,
for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with
right or left instead of right or wrong.
 
Akash Vaidya
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
 
Akash Vaidya
Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles,
others their principles for
the sake of their party.
 
Akash Vaidya
Mayawati was talking about Family Planing and Birth control in Parliament

Lalu got Angry and said
Hey babe When U cant Play the Game
Don’t make Rules fro Champions
 
Akash Vaidya
1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha:
Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he.
Rahul- To school kaise chal raha he?
Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
 
Akash Vaidya
Ek aurat ne anna hazare se pucha..
Baapu aap roj roj anshan per kyun baith jate ho..??
.
.
Anna hazare:- Kya karu o ladies..
Main hu aadat se majboor.. Ha Ha
 
Akash Vaidya
Why did American Commandos Kill Bin laden Instead of Catching him Alive?
Because
America Doesnt Have fund to Provide Comforts to Laden as India Has for Kasab!!
 
Akash Vaidya
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